Want to join my kazoo band?
Cheers to the freakin' weekend 🍸
When you realize you're an adult and you can have candy for dinner 🙌
When you've already given up on your New Years Resolutions 🤷♀️
When you live everyday like its your birthday 🍭🎂
When you want to travel the world but all you can afford is a walk down the international aisle.
When your New Years resolution is to eat more candy
Start the New Year off with a POP 🍾
The BEST motivation for being nice 🎅
And I just can't hide it 😄
Stuff the whole mantle 🎄
Dress your Gingerbread-people in nothing but the best 🍬